Tuesday, April 15, 2008


I had to go to a gravel pit in Southwick today. I walked up to a big pile of dirt and, lo and behold, there was an enormous rattlesnake sitting there. I didn't hear the thing ratting because there was a truck running nearby, and the thing damn near bit me.

This is yet another reason why I should be allowed to conduct all my inspections while armed with a shotgun.

Indiana Jones: There's a big snake in the plane, Jock!
Jock: Oh, that's just my pet snake Reggie.
Indiana Jones: I hate snakes, Jock! I hate 'em!
Jock: C'mon, show a little backbone, will ya?

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