I do not like this weather. My ancestors evolved for supremacy in cold climates-- metabolism tuned to freezing temperatures, pale skin to blend in with the snow, propensity to f*ck polar bears..... I am out of my element.
Hi, my name's Tom. I'm a fairly simple and straightforward creature-- most of the time I try to live and let live. All I really want is peace, freedom, and fewer fat bastards on top eating all the pie. Somehow I manage to be smarter than I look.
My job is weird and complicated, and has in the past involved everything from climbing mountains to crawling through sewers, dealing with things that could go boom, and digging up partially-decayed poultry.
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